December 2011
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wardos-:
andrew and jesse are great together because jesse doesn’t do social activities and andrew can’t afford them.
OH MY GOD GUYS
motherfuckingoj:
you know the song “you and i” that i always love to apply to jesse and andrew?
I TOTALLY FORGOT THE FIRST FUCKING LINE OF THE SONG:
“don’t you worry there my honey, we might not have any money, but we’ve got our love to pay the bills”
sadjfgjhdskhfjasd
I’M DONE
I’M OUT
BROKE!ANDREW HAS KILLED ME
pradaupchicken:
i bet andrew garfield will learn how much everyone hates him one day and storm off and reenact mean girls and get hit by a bus and demand everyone send him flowers and the severed heads of strangers to keep him happy
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Anonymous asked: So does all this soul stuff mean he's an evil demon or something? YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HIS HAIR ISN'T VERY TRUSTWORTHY. Also that beard cannot be human, it just can't.
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Anonymous asked: wait so do you want the url haha?
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I think I just died a little.
Anonymous asked: i have the url andrewgarfieldisbroke if you'd prefer that one?
Anonymous asked: WHERE IS THE ANDREW GARFIELD MEME FROM
Anonymous asked: How do you even know Andrew Garfield is broke?
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andrewgarfieldsrazor:
Bella Swan: If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it!
Andrew:
goldenjewnicorn asked: why did you not tell me this blog existed. why. why. why. why. when i ~specifically asked for one of these to be made. and you still didn't tell me. why.
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Anonymous asked: Seeing as Andrew is English and he probably works in pounds instead of dollars, a rough estimate of the currency exchange would mean that Andrew actually earned £250,000, which means he's fucked even more than he was.
andrew: jesse i love you
jesse: can you pay my bills
andrew: what
jesse: can you pay my telephone bills
can you pay my automo'bills
if you did then maybe we could chill
andrew: jesse please
jesse: i
don't
think
you
do
andrew: jesse
jesse: sooooo
you
and
me
are
through
andrew: i am broke. i'm a cheapskate. what the hell am i doing here? i don't belong here.
landlord: yeah..about that. you forgot to pay rent so i'm kicking you out. so technically, you're right. you don't belong here.
cashier: that will be $3.78
andrew garfield: can i just pay you in soul?
cashier: $3.78
andrew garfield: but i have no money
cashier: leave my store
